Friday, December 5, 2008

She's not me, she doesn't have my name

So I have a google alert set for Wendy and Lisa. That means I get a daily update of internet postings about Wendy and Lisa. The only problem is, 99% of what it finds are everyday, run-of-the-mill Wendy and Lisas, not THE Wendy and Lisa. But I always scan the blurbs with the thought that it may actually be them, which sometimes gives me a little chuckle. Here's one:

Others say Lisa is mentally ill and insist she is a danger to her two children and their friends.

Child advocate Wendy Murphy, a lawyer, says: "This case is the essence of child exploitation, because he's in the throes of puberty...


Actual story, not funny. Imagining Lisa seducing a 17-year-old boy, funny. Wendy being her opposing attorney, funny.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It better to set the alert up for "Wendy Melvoin" "Lisa Coleman" or "Wendy and Lisa"|"Wendy&Lisa"

el madartista said...

oh yeah, i also have their individual names set up. Wendy's is the most accurate as there are about a billion Lisa Colemans. thanks!

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